C2E2 Recap, Minor League Baseball, Whoopi Goldberg, the Roast of Tom Brady, Broadway, Lying AI, and Marris won't get off his fucking phone.
Aliens, Please Don't Listen
Are Aliens Smarter than Us? C2E2, Spraying Axe on Sheep, MTV and VH1
Ninja Loopers
Look, we talk a lot, we flit from topic to topic, but ultimately this episode is about how fuckable the Ninja Turtles are (very).
Get Jizzy With It
The Fratellis, Poptart wars, Monarchy/Kardashians comparisons, the Lollapalooza Lineup, this episode has it all! And more!! and then even more until you kind of want it to stop. AND THEN MORE.
Let's Get Crabs!
Maria and Marris talk atheltics, hentai, crabs. Ya know, the general chaos.
Kazoopers
Wtf is Girly Pop? and Gaslighting? Also Maria continues her fight with Marris' objectively bitchy car. But the best part of this podcast is truly the last 10 minutes where Hinder meets kazoo.
Rocks!
After being driven to the brink of insanity due to Covid, Maria is nothing short of giddy to talk to Marris Harris Girls' Girl in this week's episode. And continues her stupid habit of saying "first of all" multiple times, but never following up with a second or third point.
Take a Bow
Super Bowl, Celine Dion, Marris' Upcoming Vacation, and a whole bunch of stupid.
Toot Toot
Jidenna, Lionel Messi, Sofia Vergara, the Farty Flier and Alec Baldwin are on the gossip docket this week. Well, not Jidenna. We just think he's really cool.
Birthday Seal
It's Maria's 30th Brithday! You can tell by how she mentions it a billion times this episode. Marris, being the tried and true grils' girl he is, got her the perfect gifts. C2E2 Mean Girls Musical Heidi Klum Ya know, general zeitgeisty stuff